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No violence chaps, he cant help being a lazy twat... I myself have a masters degree in Idleness however if someone asks me to do something, which...
Hi All I bought an 851 tank for a mate across here in CZ, my brother lives in Nottingham which is where the guy selling it lives. My brother...
A beautifull blonde asked me today if I liked legs or breasts... I said I preffered a shaved fa**y and hard a*al sex..... apparently not the right...
Mum cleaning her 12yr old son's bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "What do I do?" Hubby : "I'm...
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble squares earlier today. Going for a dump now... could spell trouble.
Entered a blindfolded masturbating contest the other day, christ knows where I came!
Apparently 4 billion people will be watching the opening ceremony for London 2012. I won't be one of them. If I wanted to watch 500 people walk...
This one will be deleted .... I was reading in bed the other night when the missus said "if you turn the light off I will take it up the ...."...
I'd only just landed in jail and I was buggered repeatedly for 4 hours.............. Dad takes Monopoly way too seriously!
I was caught pishing in the swimming pool today...the lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in!
Just ordered an invisible baseball bat off of e-bay. I can't wait for it to arrive, the Mrs won't know what's hit her.
I was in Bed the other night just nodding off when I felt a hand cupping my private parts... I must admit it felt good but I was rather tired so I...
Hey Steve, re your ST/888 project...how much alike are the ST and 851/888 frames...if at all?
Hello Al I dont know about all this electrickery hoo hah...but re the Temp gauge, surely a) the gauge is there for you to keep an eye on so you...
oooh ha ha ha, he he bloody he...me ribs is hurtin so they are guvnor! :rolleyes:
I was caught masturbating the other day...wasnt half embarressing...but then again I guess the other customers in the Tesco queue looked quite...
Hey Pabbers old chap...how on earth did you manage to get that marine diesel engine to look like a Ducati lump? :tongue:
Hi all may I ask does anyone out there operate or have access to a CNC machine? I would like something knocking up if possible ta very...
Made my battery holder, fitted it all together...now the bike wont start! charging the battery now, but I think I may have forgotten a lead...
same answer mate...they crop up from time to time on ebay Deutschland! I have bought two sets so far, a set is three becuase of the oil cooler...
