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My grandad recently moved into a care home, so I phoned my granmother to ask how he was settling in. "He's like a fish out of water" she said....
I came in from work the other day to find the wife standing completely naked in the kitchen. She looked at me full of lust and said "I want to be...
I bought a deodorant stick today, I'd never used one before so I carefully read the instructions. They said "remove top and slowly push up bottom"...
I got a letter from the Origami Association this morning. I really don't know what to make of it.
A recent survey found that the first car you drive is as memorable as your first kiss. It's true. I still remember mine; a rusty old banger that...
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When I got home, my wife said "I've lost the dog - he ran off in the park. Go and look for him" So I went to the park and searched for hours,...
"Take a look at the size of the shit I've just done" "No thanks, you're disgusting" said my wife. "Go on, it's huge!" I said. "Taking a deep...
Or perhaps one of those Hardly Dangerous things?
Does anyone know if there is a manufacturer that sells an identical replacement to the OE item?
Very neat - how loud is it? I want to change the rather feeble horn on my S2R for something a little more "attention grabbing" - I've never...
Keep a very close eye on it!! My 999 filter looked a bit rusty, started the bike up on the drive and oil started to p..s out - rusted right...
I have the same Lidl charger and it works well. The first one died but was replaced under warranty with no issues - they didn't even want me to...
I have a set from a UK ebay seller (mrelectro1) - I bought them Dec. 2013 and haven't got round to fitting them, but next time the fairings are...
Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard. Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music!
I thought it was a seaside tragedy when I saw the headline ...... "young lad tossed off cliff". Just goes to show, you never know what dangers are...
"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife. "No thanks" she replied. "Please, just one quick...
Agree with you about young Bell Whacker's ears - I worked with a youngster who was known to all as "WING-NUT" on account of his splendid lugs!
Two small pieces of metal found floating off Western Australia have been identified ..... as laptops belonging to Rolf Harris!
