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Search and rescue teams looking for the missing Malaysian airliner say they have located the wings .... the search for the wangs and the wongs...
I've done a one day Bike Safe and a two day Ride to Arrive course, both run by Avon and Somerset police and learnt a lot from them. They are well...
Well worth asking Mark at Scorpio Electronics - he sorted my S2R odometer issue very reasonably - it's been perfect since.
It does make you wonder! I have this nagging idea that I should at least ride one of the bloody things (don't knock it until you've tried it etc)...
Took advantage of a dry day yesterday and took the Monster out for a blast - numerous nods and all returned ... except the HD rider. Just what is...
Yes, I agree with that - it helps to remember that you too were once riding a CG125; it's just a stepping stone and a valuable learning experience...
Yesterday I got a return nod from a chap riding a Harley!! - he was wearing a full face helmet and textile hi-viz kit though, not the usual denim,...
This was funny at the time - remember a helicopter crash in Scotland? ....."bar staff wanted in Glasgow. Must be able to work on a rotor"
Two chinese men decide to break into a distillery - one said is that whiskey? - his mate replied, yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!
Jonathan Ross was caught stealing from a kitchen shop .... he said it was a whisk worth taking!
My wife said "the dog's missing - he ran off in the park" so I went to find him. Two hours later, no luck - he was nowhere to be seen. "look...
Surely it should be chins up! At least on pancake day they will have something to toss!!
Credit to Tommy Cooper for this one; "my wife just phoned me" - "she said, the car won't start - it's got water in the carburetor" - "I said...
Some advice for ginger girls .... don't get a Brazilian; your fa..y will look like a fish finger!
The next door neighbours came knocking on my front door at 3am .... just as well I was still awake playing the drums!
My mate is a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac .... he stays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog!!
Yes, it was a bit of a blunder - however the founder and Technical Director thought it was hilarious, it was him who paid for the taxi! He was...
Did it f..k!! (I assume you were joking!) The condition of the roads in this country are dreadful and those in Somerset are very poor indeed. Once...
Got completely trashed at a company Christmas do. Arrived just before midday for "drinks" (on an empty stomach in anticipation of our five course...
Complete knob!! and that twat Paterson is no better. Folks on the levels were told not to approach him by his security! Whatever you think of him,...
