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And as for the finish on that floor !! gotta know what kind of brush that was ?????? or maybe even a .........Roller:biggrin:
[ATTACH]Fill ya boots lads !! Shes a bute :biggrin: [ATTACH]
This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and “can you...
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys...
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.” The teacher...
Congrats from me also mate on the new arrival, hope mother and babe are doing well :upyeah:
This makes me Laugh out loud every time i read it !! :biggrin:
Slept most of today and now im working a 12 hr night shift, oh joy !! NOT !!! But dont worry the M25 is in good hands......arh that explains it i...
Very sad indeed, the man was a real genius !! amazing comic timing, lived in Weybridge i seem to remember, he was also a very talented Drummer....
My wife and I had words the other night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? Answer: He couldn’t get a date.
Question: Where can you obtain virgin wool? Answer: Really ugly sheep.
Two male dog owners are bragging about how wonderful their respective hounds are. First dog owner says "My dog is so clever that he waits by the...
Do you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic? She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
Irishmen Drinking Mick: If you can guess the number of vodka bottles I have, I can give both of them to you. Murphy: Erm, Four?
A woman goes to a perfume store to buy something new and asks the seller: I'd like something that would make my husband spend more time with me....
After a two month relationship a woman asks her boyfriend: Sweetie, when will I meet your relatives? Darling, it’s difficult right now. The kids...
"I shall leave it at that." Shall we have a Fight anyway ? :biggrin::biggrin: [ATTACH] Hey Bradders wanna join in ??? just dont ladder me...
Dont Dissagree at all and good on you for standing up for whats right and proper, its just that you here stories of this kind of situation where...
My eyes My eyes !!!!!! :eek:
