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£200? Just bought new Neo Tech2 great for touring but like a full fixed lid for days out. Pm me if of interest.
Lovely and all the B vitamins you need in one dollop. I shall scream and scream if they cut off my supplies. Petrol, nah, length of hose, can and...
No potatoes in my local supermarket! No fresh bread deliveries this morning. Doomed, we’re all doomed. Bloody delivery drivers dropping off...
my daughter, youngest has spent the last 14 months in A&E. first year introduction to being a Doctor straight out of Med school. Very large, very...
Normally throw over the hedge or lose in depot to be sent to auction….. don’t ask
I have never threatened violence in my life. My humour is well known.. Good manners are cheap. Bad manners cheapen. Thank you for your apology.
Never swear at me. State your views by all means. Foul language ends all argument. Thank you
Usually Bunkered on their own sites. Media created. COVID off any page. Every channel running doom and gloom crap. The BBC should be consigned To...
Goose grease. Traditional aphrodisiac. Liberally applied. Skin soft as a baby.:)
Welcome. Nice bike. The bin rules will shortly be explained by our resident Goddess.:)
No bananas from next week. BBC tonight. Emergency Visas are being issued. Banana Bending corporation spokesman blames shortage of qualified staff,...
Hygiene freak. Wash in the bath whilst wearing once a month, June to August. Too cold rest of year. You’ll lose all your natural oils if you start...
From my IPad outside Morrison’s waiting for the queue to go down…..
Basic engineering. System of limits and fits. Intellect to most people is a town in Switzerland.
My father was 6ft 6. Hands like shovels. And size 14 shoes. Once asked if everything else was proportional? His response was ‘well I never wear...
23 000 in a road tanker. Non in my BMW. No idea how much in the Ducati, fuel gauge about as useful as tits on a kipper. Triumph on fumes. Car...
Try cats, lots of cats. Pussy Galore. You only live twice!:)
Fuel tanker could not get into one supermarket today to fill up tanks because the road in was blocked by dick heads panic buying! Same...
No Doctor, Doctor No! It looks awful.
