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Not me either. I've just order a takeaway though.
I never read it the first place :biggrin:
Bit too nice and classic to use on the salty roads.
Survival is the number one instinct for any living creature. Nowt wrong with being selfish then? Any parents on here would say they had kids for...
Where's that bus timetable?
Bus? Not seen one of them around here since Margaret Thatcher was in power.
Hang on! Since when did not having children become selfish. Next you'll be saying that all only child's are spoilt brats.
Harder
Anyone ride through the winter to work on here. I'm wanting to, but have never ridden through the winter before. There are some quite tight bends...
Hoodie
You know what they say about death & taxes?
My fellow Ducatisti, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
Drain
123456789 - there you go tight arse!
I'm 50/50 on this one. My first gut reaction is "If you can't feed 'um, don't breed 'um" But then who's going to put the money into the system...
TV
At least you'll look like your passport photo now :smile:
Fun.
Drug
Unblocking a drain and having a damn good sh*t when you're constipated :eek: