Separate names with a comma.
Disgusting.
I hate fat so much I’d rather have sex with a good looking man than a fat girl.
Bleed your own brakes, even I can do it.
That’s like saying I can’t comment about morbidly obese women because I never took one to bone town.
I’m better at turning left. Hate turning right.
Surely if you complain and explain they’ll drop the fines?
Slicks?
£350? Madness.
Some already put your name/ID number on the ticket and only allow resale through their own official site for the original price + some admin fee....
Turns out two wheels isn’t enough. You need atleast 3 wheels in France for sure.
I just meant crash. No idea why I typed car in there..
Tell me some good roadside in Wales. I did the A466 I think it Ian to Monmouth and stopped at tintern on the way back for coffee and cake. Was...
Well I appreciated the pulling out ‘cause I’m not on contraception. I didn’t appreciate the prolonged eye contact though.
Any damage from the car crash?
I've bought a yi lite action camera and helmet mount which I use whilst riding. It's always on when I'm riding and the battery and microSD card...
That's so ugly. If I wanted a black dildo I'd go to Ann summers.
Specific anal lube? Get your life right!
I have to ride fast to keep up with the woman. She called me a complete pussy yesterday.
34? What are you a vagina? I’ve seen 35.
I saw one in the sun, and I didn’t like it. I don’t love the wheel barrow exhausts either.
