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never ever look up a scotsmans kilt :Vomit:
I am left with the feeling (rightly or wrongly) that as an English UK citizen I have the right to be screwed by everybody :(
Can you keep the noise down ? some of us are trying to sleep !!
I didn't want to.......the voice's made me do it :Bag:
trying to get the old oil out the filler hole I reckon
I nearly had to talk to the wife :rolleyes:
8 out of 10 from the East German Judge
Who's Jack ? Scot's Mafia perhaps ? ;)
How Do Meine Damen
Back brake ? I've got a back brake ? :Wideyed:
It looks very slow in blue.....Yellow one much better.
but why would you,it's full of men in skirts :Woot:
The Bounty kitchen roll advert springs to mind for some reason
I reckon El T would be able to find room for Dana International ;)
The Jewish population of Israel at present stands at 6.1 million,(acording t'interweb). If we start from the basis that none of them belong in...
It was a peaceful area until Pope's and Christian Kings got involved, they didn't like muslims ruling over christian holy place's despite them...
a branch of my family has lived in Jerusalem for over a thousand years,they have survived both Christian and Muslim efforts to wipe them out....
Mrs Plug is quite happy about me having a bike or even two because it means I don't have any spare money to mess around with other women :)
If Scotland vote's NO can the rest of the Union have a vote on throwing them out afterwards ? :D
I didn't think the scrambler was out yet, must be a pre-production model :smile: