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Just needs a good clean
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I just called Experian to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a really cool place to work.
I realised today, how lucky I am to be over 50. My generation could fuck up and make fools of ourselves and there was no social media to revel in...
As you're a bit of a Devil, how about 666 ? :p:p:p
Welcome Hen ! :upyeah::upyeah::upyeah: [IMG]
In 1964, I fell off my bicycle and scraped my knee. I'm telling you this now cos I've just remembered it, and there wasn't Facebook in those days
This morning I started to mop the lounge carpet. Every now and then, I feel obliged to make a gesture aimed at discouraging my wife from asking...
Can someone invent a smart tv which automatically increases the volume once you start eating crisps?
The wife said to me at lunchtime "Ron, do you know what rhymes with orange?" "No it doesn't Elsie"
The poor bugger's always complaining about his feet [IMG]
Are his feet better?
Hope you speak Welsh - if not, you're fucked
The wife said today "Ron, if you're bored, why not make a bird table?" Now she's kicking off because I put her ninth
I told my wife at lunchtime, she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing...
My neighbour - "How many rest days do you get from the gym these days Ron?" Me - "Oh between 3 and 5 years Alan"
Not too sure about that, but my wife refer's to me as "Dickhead" which is much better than "Knobhead" :upyeah::upyeah::upyeah:
