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Endoscopy is a feckin' nightmare and I refuse to have any more (had two in the past when they found the Hiatus Hernia) - horrible experience...
The World Health Organisation has today announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released....
Aldi management have put out a statement today stating that because of the panic buying and pandemonium in their stores, they are taking drastic...
went to the local hospital and got hit by a falling sign [IMG]
Today is the fifth anniversary of me trying horsemeat in a French restaurant. I was pissed at the time so I don't remember what it tasted like,...
I made a New Year resolution to lose 20lbs. After nine weeks I only have 28lbs to go :upyeah:
Suspect the undertakers might have had a hand in that - it was a well known scam to remove jewellery at the last minute...….
I found a 24 pack of Andrex in the pantry today - willing to swap for a bungalow, minimum 3 beds
looks reasonable https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ducati-ST2-Motorcycle-2001-only-6992-miles/293504417228?hash=item445639fdcc:g:W4oAAOSwtQ5eZTiG
what's brown and not very heavy ? light brown.....
Today I launched my new business. For £95 I will turn up at your funeral but stand well away holding a black umbrella. That way, your friends...
Today I celebrated overcoming my addiction to the Hokey-Cokey. I finally turned myself around.
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watched panic-buying at Aldi today - drain cleaning kits, plastic trombones and dog beds disappeared from the special aisle in no time [IMG]
Not sure how many rugs on mine [IMG]
bought the dog a new toy [IMG]
Evenin' Arfur :cool:
