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^^ I rike rat, I rike rat a lot.^^
No need to "order" a battery, They are standard CR 2032 lithium computer batteries available from PC world Halfords and the like. Ducati will...
Vulcan 607.... ingenuity
I said to my 13 year old daughter, "Will you put that cigarette out at the dining table please?" "Why?" She asked "Because your setting a bad...
My Wife thinks i'm crazy, Shes's probably right, i'm Not even married!
I was watching a film last night when i paused it so i could go for a piss. Lost my job as the local cinema projectionist!
Just won a fantastic prize in the Dr Who competiton, Two tickets to the 1966 World cup final
Just as an aside, its 60 years this year since the first Korean war so Kim Jong whatsisname may be attempting to replicate the situation which...
I Thought this was an April fool but alas it appears true Policewoman Sues Man Who Called 999 She is a shining example of the police force...
So I phoned the wife and said, "pack a bag dear iv'e booked us into a hotel for a few nights." "Why?" she said "Well iv'e been playing poker all...
Me and the girlfriend split up beacuse we were at different places in our relationship. I was at her sisters!
So a school has become the subject of ridicule for banning triangular shaped flapjacks which could cause injury if thrown! My grandad doesnt...
I went back to the local supermarket. "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar has got lumps in it." "sir, those are pickled onions!"
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. Phoned her up for a second date but unfortunately she had popped her clogs!
[IMG] Pyrenees two years ago!
Snuck out for a crafty fag this lunchtime and witnessed a horrific mid air collision, looks like im not cut out to be an Air traffic controller...
Something about Half cocked! [IMG]
Ah! ....... I cant see the posters location clearly im missing something.!
Just a thought, what about a passive key and "default" passcode. If so If i was the thieving bastard I would do the lottery saturday. What was...
This may seem like a strange question but could you see any suggestion of a laptop with the scrote because I find it strange that he would want...
