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Sorry totally flaccid! Im in no position to comment as although I do have a six pack and do cycle to work every day, it is unfortunately hidden by...
So I said to this train driver, "i want to go to Paris". he replied "Eurostar?" ,I said "Well iv'e been on the telly but i'm no Dean Martin"
You see, im against hunting, in fact Im a hunt saboteur, probably one of the cleverer ones actually. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "hes trying to pull a fast one!"
Ethel, what's the name of that German bloke who keeps hiding all my stuff? Alzheimer Bert Alzheimer!
My wife bought me a pet beaver for my birthday yesterday. I went up for a shit this morning and found my shed in pieces in the bath!
A tramp knocked my door last night asking for some aromatic herbs for his cooking pot........well, it beggars bayleaf!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly but when they lit a small fire to keep warm the craft caught light and sank, proving once and for all...
The other week I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said "did you get my drift?"
So I said to this bloke down the pub, "want a game of darts?" "Ok" he said "nearest the bull to start" he said "Baa", I said, "Moo" "your...
And Bully's special prize!!!! The papacy, and yer £200 quid winnings, thats safe!
My catholic mate has just sprinted in shouting "I can See white smoke, I can see white smoke!" "Does this mean they've elected a new pope?" I...
Found mt first grey pube today! Normally things like this dont bother me but it was in my Big Mac!
Ran in the back of a car this morning at the lights due to a moments inattention, when this dwarf got out, looked at the back of his car and said...
I tried some of those viagra eye drops last night..... didn't really work, just made me look hard!
Ill second that, the trade ads swamp the private sales by almost 8-1 at the moment. Posting a private ad soon gets swallowed up and pushed onto...
There are times with the 996 when I hit the button, it grunts a couple of times then bursts into life. Even worse when cold as the air is denser....
Thought you were going for a dump?
Religion has given us some outstanding architecture. discuss!
Slightly off topic, but this thread is a superb example of web page metadata at work. You type a few "keywords", muslim, islam holy and the...
