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Of all the things I really miss, my wife says the toilet is probably the most annoying!
*rip*
I was watching Rachel Riley on countdown the other day when I got aroused............hmmm 7 letters not bad
Last weekend, I failed my interview for the Magic Circle, they were asking too many trick questions.
Who is that random bloke and camera crew in my house???? Seriously, that is one priceless collection something to be proud of.
I ordered a new sex toy off the internet, a custom made scale replica of my wifes ladyparts. On the day it was due to be delivered I sat in the...
Very strange day today, Had an interview to get into the magic circle which I failed miserably, they were asking me trick questions. On the way...
Apparently Morrissons have now discovered traces of Zebra in their barcodes!
Yah I saw those on display right next to the badly packed kebabs!
Got hit on the head today by a box of fragranced sticks........ I was insenced!
My wife is leaving me because im a nosey bastard..................according to her diary anyway
Its not the proportion of horse in the burger thats worrying me, how much of it is Jockey?
Not if you silicone them in they dont! :upyeah: This thread is top stuff, all the things iv'e experienced along the smooth road that is carby ss...
I pulled my 3-year-old son to play-school in his sledge this morning. After finally arriving there twenty minutes later, I realised that he was...
The economy is that bad at the moment even our local car boot sale has called in the administrators!
Bloke at the dentists having a routine inspection. Dentist " Can I assume you had oral sex last night?" Bloke apologetically "Oh god, have I...
When I walked back to my car I was shocked to see some woman from what I could see topless in one car and some dodgy white old transit bouncing...
My dislike is mainly for the rear facing red fogs. In light rain when they are left on they are a nightmare! I have no issue whatsoever with...
For my worthless 2p, I feel there is a place for a faith to whatever deity one may believe in, however I think what we are talking about is...
So around here it could be described as "a little misty" with around 1/2 - 3/4 mile visibility. Why then at the first possible sign of other...
