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soz didnt see that one :frown:
mcDonalds have just launched their newest burger, the McSaville. 84 yr old meat between 13 yr old baps!
Took a girl home after clubbing last Saturday night. After a few drinks at mine we went upstairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice...
Paddy says to Murphy "have you seen the news? three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths!!!" "Unbelievable" said murphy, "cant believe they...
My Mrs is always walking into things and getting hurt... last night it was into the bedroom while I was shagging her sister!
An allegation has arisen from within the BBC that abuse was rife, so much so it is believed Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it! ...ill...
They are extremely well made cheaper alternatives to the Ducati bags. The stitching is strong as are the straps and buckles. Recently used mine...
Its a great day, Iv'e just finished my Fifth book in the learning to count trilogy.
Two Thick bacon, two quality sausage, Two eggs, fried poached or scrambled, One Fried Bread, Tomatoes, real or tinned, matters not, Mushrooms,...
OOF Gorgeous!
So close he can smell *insert as appropriate's* aftershave.
Swarfega, not good, it has abrasives in it. That will only compound the problem. Until the lower rubbers wear a little, they will be a bugger to...
Manual says quote "IMPORTANT. If the vehicle enters the reserve status and the light has turned on, it is recommended to turn the vehicle off when...
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Have you not had your tank replaced with the nuclear fuel rods under warranty? I would get it back down the dealers if I were you!
If i remember rightly, there is an entry in the user manual regarding the reaction of the fuel gauge. I will take a butchers tonight and update you.
Last night I saw a gorgeous fit woman sat all alone so having plucked up courage and tensed my biceps, I went over and said, "you look lonely, do...
Farts are the ghosts of things you've eaten.
Straight to the dealers!. Im not sure but the ECU MAY record an error code which may give an idea as to the cause. This as you have recognised, a...
Enjoy bring back lots of piccs and visit Cannes if its possible Beautiful place.