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Q. What do you call a Chinese sound engineer? A. Wan Too.
When my mate from East Sussex was a kid, he & his pals played football on the sand beneath Beachy Head. They used jumpers for goal posts...
The pilot of the cargo ship stranded in the Suez Canal has finally relented, and has phoned her husband to ask him to come & back it out for her.
A call has gone out for more tugs in the Suez Canal: Katie Price is on her way..
Who let a woman attempt a 3-point turn with a ship in the Suez Canal?
Q. What's yellow & covered in marge? A. Homer Simpson's knob.
Q. What do you call a posh vacuum cleaner? A. Hooray Henry.
If Cinderella's slipper fitted so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
Q. What do you call a very angry Chinese man? A. Foo Ming.
My mate received a picture with a text from his wife. The text read: ‘This is what’s waiting for you at home’. He’s not sure if he’s getting...
My mate said his wife was missing their teenage son after he left for university, so they bought a cat. Perfect replacement: The cat also...
A colleague from Dijon sent me a text saying, “Fancy a chat?” She might be offering a French pussy....
My mate's 4 year old son has been learning Spanish during lockdown. He still can't say please though, which I think is poor for four...
Losing his spuds??
NASA landed a Rover on Mars after a 293 million mile journey. My mate drove one during the 80s and it barely made it to Tesco...
Not saying the wife is fat, but her favourite musical instrument at school was the dinner bell...
My mate said his son was sick all over the house after his 18th last night. Mind you, 18 pints is a lot in one night for a 4-year old.....
Just bumped into a bloke who said he was in a band called The Hinges. I've never heard of them, but apparently they used to support The Doors .
Apparently there's a man in the town centre selling Covid vaccinations at £2 a pop. Or 3 for a Pfizer...
If you think the Termis are loud without baffles, try the Racefit Urban Growler! Nelly advised against using the Racefit as he'd heard a couple...
