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Christmas cracker joke: Q. Why does James Hewitt have a blue cock? A. Because he kept dipping it in Di.
Christmas is just like any other day at the office: You do all the work, and a fat guy in a suit who is never seen gets all the credit...
Christmas 2019: Mother is stuffing the Christmas turkey Whilst Father is pouring wine Uncle Fred is shooting up And Grandma’s done a line..
The local hospital is offering replacement anal sphincter surgery: Leave your details on their voicemail service and they’ll give you a ring..
Sorry. The thread is more than 2 years old & I sold the Diavel last year, so I can’t take any photos. The Gerbing and/or Optimate lead was...
Prince Andrew is God's way of showing us he could create a bigger cunt than Piers Morgan...
The wife said she’d like a big, stiff cock for Christmas. Buggered if I’m paying for her to have a sex change...
I came home to find my wife on her hands and knees. "What's wrong?" I asked. "I'm having chest pains." She replied. "You're kneeling on your...
When I'm driving my wife always moans about which ever route I take. She loves to tell me which way I should have gone, especially if we get...
Katie Price says she is going to name & shame all her lovers: Half of Britain’s male population are bricking themselves. The other half will...
Just been tidying my Outlook email account, tried to merge my spam & junk folders: Ended up with a spunk folder...
News flash: There has been a major incident at the World Origami championships. More news later as things unfold..
My mate calls his wife Donna. That’s not her name, but he says that like a kebab she goes down well after 6 pints.
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it...
My mate lost his job at B&Q after throwing paint at his boss: He was dismissed for gloss misconduct.
After a good night on the beer with the lads back home in Wales, the local kebab shop was often mistaken for a pole dancing club..
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My mate called the doctor as his wife was getting a fever or the flu. The doctor asked, "Is she hot?" My mate replied, "No. She's big & fat...
If Prince Andrew is The Queen's favourite son, what the hell have the other feckers been getting up to???
There’s a Gilbert & Sullivan production on in London with a cast of entirely gay men: Pirates of Men’s Pants..
