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Steppenwolf was an assumed name: He was born Toby Wild..
The weather in Germany has become so warm that speed limits have been reduced on sections of the Autobahn in order to preserve the road surface....
Boris Johnson has been caught with his dick in a chick pea curry. A member of his campaign team said, "That's Boris for you - anything with a pulse!"
Something similar happened a while back. I experienced this on my iPhone but not on my PC. Just accessed the forum on my iPhone & I also receive...
Q. Why did Gladys Knight stop using the pay phone? A. The pips had gone...
I lent my mate £10,000 so he could have cosmetic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like & I can't get my fecking money back...
Woke up with a hummingbird in the bed this morning. I’m sure she didn’t smell that bad last night.
My mate has been charged £500 to have the lining of his coat replaced. I think he's been fleeced.
My mate's daughter married a lighthouse keeper. But their relationship was soon on the rocks..
My mate received the following text from one of his kids today: “So let me get this straight. You shagged my mum, and I’m supposed to get you a...
I said to this Chinese guy in the pub last night, "Do you know how to do all that fighting stuff like Kung Fu, Karate or Jiu Jitsu?" "What the...
At a recent meal out with colleagues, a young fellow asked, "What is a lardon?" I replied, "That's when you get a stiffy looking at fat girls."
A woman who cut off the penis of her cheating husband was asked to surrender it as evidence. But the judge ruled it out because it wouldn’t stand...
A new holiday village is opening to offer relaxing breaks for pregnant women: Placenta Parks..
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I saw a man in a cape running along a street in Liverpool & thought I'd seen a superhero. Turned out to be a scouser who hadn't paid for his...
Didn't realise my wife must also be from Sicily....
Does a priest at a nuclear power plant say a critical mass??
I come from a very musical family: Even the sewing machine was a singer..
A dog walked into a job centre & asked for a job. "Wow, a talking dog." Said the man at the desk. "With your talent I’m sure we can find you a...
