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Drove from the Yorkshire dales back to Surrey. Six hours of utter dross. If we didn’t have family commitments here, we’d be up there in a...
We’re off to my brothers house near Limoges next week, I can’t wait. Got 9 gym sessions and swims first though, to get a head start.
What’s with the butter rationing?
Yeah, good luck with that. Not even worth the energy, sadly.
She looks hotter with short hair, so the jokes on her!
No, that’s not normal.
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Yep, I’m getting used to it. Don’t have much choice now, as the new car will have it. Rumour has it that BMW will be dropping the idrive...
It’s different, but incredible! It’s quite a bit bigger, has loads more torque, and has a bloody hoofing great touchscreen for everything, which I...
Battered sausage, battered black pudding and battered haggis! The dog ate most of it, but what I had was fantastic!
Absolutely epic day today. Full English to start, then a spank in the car for an hour while the Mrs got ready. Buttertubs is fun, getting a 2.5...
They were under the bacon!
That wasn’t tinned tomatoes, it was their homemade beans with tomato mixed in, so two birds with one stone!
Is that a dogging site?
I have been worried about you.
I know you’re all on the edge of your seats, so here’s an update. We went to the tuning fork near Rugby. Was fantastic. Easily doable round trip...
Drove up north. It’s not actually that grim, after all. Bloody cold though.
Depends how fast you’re going!
I always run my bike on Super/ Premium unleaded, but got caught short the other day and the petrol station just had the normal stuff. A few miles...
Young woman goes into the tatto shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes...
