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Q: What do you call a 30 stone woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
Q: Why did the perv go to Ann Summers? A: The panties were half off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A: A boner.
A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made of cling film. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Dave and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Dave: "Your tits aren't...
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff.
My mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."
love is like a fart... if you have to force it, its probably shit.
I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that
I heard that the Energizer Bunny has been arrested and been charged with battery...
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
too true..and the bloody Romans.. What have the Romans ever done for us?
theres a high court case in which the barrister was able to prove successfully that to pay tax to the UK government is illegal under the...
quality!
the funniest one is the 3rd email about the little league hockey coach..fkn hilarious!
little bit of fluff from the best helmet manufacturer in the world. [media]
im sure someone can rustle up the stats for how many black africans have been murdered during the white occupation. im not saying that any murder...
very tasty..looks like a pukka bit of race kit.
huh?? this was directed humorlessly, sorry, humourously to cranker..
