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and shitting on my driveway? it wasnt your cousin that had the unfortunate mishap in my shed was it?
You silly, sweet, sentimental old fool x
fantastic shot!!
unless youre 13 youre probably too old for that wank from Herr Ratzinger mate.
Hi, im Nog.
give me your phone...you can call the police in the morning.
do you fancy a fuck?..No?....Well can you lie down while I have one.
do you fuck on the first night?..no? well i'll see you tomorrow then.
does this cloth smell of chloroform?
if i could choose the manner of my passing then it would be at the age of 90 by way of a gunshot to the back of my head from the jealous boyfriend...
i already have done mate..mind you, that pollyanna woodward is giving her a run for her money on the gadget show (no rampant rabbit roadtest quips...
i really must leave the house and see what all the fuss is about..
my cousin has some fkd up religious beliefs and in a heated theological exchange started blarting on about Nibiru, Planet X and the Mayan...
charmin'..spoken like an orifice and genital :wink: x
does anyone feel 'christmassey'? i thought i did earlier but it turned out to be flatulence.
ive just logged in and read this thread..very, very sad news. there are many opinions on suicide, buy however you cut it, its a tragedy. i feel so...
i wonder if i should start thinking about buying some presents or sticking up a few decorations?:rolleyes:
nice choice of pressie glidd!
mine was a crap black AGV with pink and green stripes..boody awful..it would like rattle with the weight of cannonball on my swede at anything...
ive learnt more about you in this single post Dave than in all of your previous 20,000 odd wise cracks! i wonder what Paul Di'anno's doing now...i...
