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Can't stand wearing glasses on a bike. Around the corners one eye sees past the glasses - everything is blurred. The other sees with a frame right...
Joy Division
Expensive sheckspensive. The things all cost peanuts compared to what they used to. Don't see many people complain about the price of a Termi...
Lebensraum!
What contact lenses have you tried and how recently? Some of the daily ones are now super thin. I wear weekly ones and take them out at night,...
class
I spent all day cutting the grass in all the awkward places the ride-on can't get to: under shrubs, around trees, next to fences etc etc. It's...
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New bike = full warranty, no one's buggered with it, it's all yours. There is something nice about a virginal bike. But you pay for the...
jeans
grass
Some people just don't know when they've got it good. On the other hand, maybe off-camera Nigella is intensely annoying? Who knows?
evil
If you've got legal protection insurance you could sue them. They'd soon change their tune. Clear evidence that fines aren't punishment. They...
Assassin
It's colder today than yesterday. Pretty conclusive proof, I think you'll have to agree, that winter will soon be upon us.
Never go near M&S for anything. Think I was traumatised as a child. I associate them with grey socks, dodgy Y-fronts and navy blue cardigans.
Piss
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monk
