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We seem to be listening to Depeche Mode. Or should that be Dépêche Mode? Not actually my choice. Previously "Republic" by New Order (a bit...
You were trying to type "Amal" as in carburettor, weren't you? Admit it.
Good name: Gnome On Did you find this in Private Eye?
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£250! Like... a bargain! I think I should be in the carbon business. Seems to be a sure fire recipe for organising an early retirement.
Yep. Pretty sure the Animal Tracks had the compass in the heel. Maybe there's a new version with a GPS. It was strictly Clarkes for me too - I...
I'd love to say I'm a watch expert, but I'm not and I can't really tell you the answer to these questions. But from what I remember on the Jaeger...
Tuf - surely they did the "Animal Tracks" shoes that I wasn't allowed to have? I have a soft spot for Becks - a bloke from humble beginnings who...
It doesn't know what I'm thinking half the time, which is why it insists on writing all sort of stuff I didn't even mean.
Like you'd want to drop £180'000 to some outfit on the Bay of Sleaze. When looking for the real McCoy watch the word you are looking for (in...
Well, this evening it was mostly ours. Played at about 120 dB. That just can't be good for me.
'Sall marketing innit? We like the idea that we have something special - the ultimate bike with all sort of expensive unobtainium goodies. Doesn't...
Master of Haiku Peter knows a thing or two Fourth line came up short
What????! Only 4 syllables in the final line! Shame! Shame!
Battle Of the Twins? er... what?
Well, I was living in London a lot of the time between 2004 and 2009 and never had any bother. Sure I had my pocket picked and bike stolen - only...
You don't think you're being fattened up for some future date, do you?
I can just see the Sun and Daily Mail journalists cackling over their coffee as they wind up a nation with these sorts of stories. You have to...
Thing is people's characters change with chemical imbalance. People lacking lithium (or having too much of it, can't remember which) become very...
Better get the big teapot out then.
