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Nadine Dorries has been surrounded by reptiles, rats and creepycrawlies. Then she left, and flew to Australia for a TV show.
Somebody has fitted a 999 upper fairing to a Multistrada aircooled. What do you think? [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
Need the address of Toolaholics Anonymous?
When I had a Sigmoidoscopy (lower part of colon only), I was given just light sedation and I was able to see the TV monitor showing the inside of...
Ducati made a mistake with the specification of the plastic for the tanks, and have had to meet the resulting warranty claims. But tank swelling...
Definition* of 'Bore': Person who insists on talking instead of listening to me. * Acks to Ambrose Bierce
Destroyer of worlds Hiroshima atom bomb I am become death
Definition of 'His': Hers
As Cpl Jones would say, Don't panic! Don't panic! Adding a few percent Ethanol or Methanol to petrol is a pretty effective and practical way of...
Should be in the Oxymoron thread.
Soft snowflakes drift deep Hard lake skaters pirouette Great time for bike rides
In a small village everybody knows everybody else's business. On a daily basis you have to meet the guy you had a row with last year, the woman...
OK, so you are hereby promoted to Lance-Corporal. Congratulations!
Some MPs do this in their House of Commons speeches. Can you spot them?
Star Wars is a load of s*th.
Over the past 50 years, the most popular vehicle used in robberies in UK is a Ford Transit van.
Like this: [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
Verbatim quote from Nadine Dorries MP: "I am not an MP for any reason other than because God wants me to be. There is nothing I did that got me...
Security barriers and pillars have been expensively installed in a lot of places, such as around Whitehall government offices, designed to stop...
Result! Uncrossed now. Cool dude wins, smarmy tool out. We can breathe easy.
