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In the US everybody has a gun, and speed limit signs are commonly used for target practice. How long do you think a Gatso box would last?
Shock! Horror! Nightmare! I'd die of follicular shock.
Got my 1982 Pantah 600 MOTed, insured and taxed. Took it out for a short ride, the first time it has run in some years. Since the tyres were...
Thanks for all the advice. I have played a straight bat, and written to DVLA setting out the circumstances fully and truthfully. With luck they...
Tony Rutter won 4 out of 5 TT Formula Two races in 1981-85 period on Ducatis, and went on to win the world championships as well. Yes, it is...
That's a bit mean to Tony Rutter who had several TT wins on Ducatis 1981-85.
For me the issue isn't so much the unfortunates who were abused 30 years ago. It's the ones who are being secretly abused somewhere today. We...
Very short phone numbers. Our number was "Crewkerne 47". A nearby solictor had the phone number "Crewkerne 9".
Someone suggests a theme, I try and turn it into a Haiku. Not claiming it's a good one but always willing to have a go, whether you're bothered...
OK ET, try this: Red lipstick make up Sexy lingerie, hot pants Hey, another tart!
Did you mean - "Too many cocks spoil the brothel"; "Many hand jobs make light work".
Rage O rage shall I At the dying of the light? Or use a candle.
Sorry to hear about the shortage of full stops and commas in Bolton at the moment. You're welcome to some of mine. Here you go:...
You do realise open-air cremations are illegal in UK don't you?
Up to the 70s all BMWs had the same key - it was a switch, there was no pretence to uniqueness. And up to the 60's, bikes with magneto ignition...
Here's one for service personnel in Afghanistan: Friendly fire.
Zit-free teenager * That's an OXY - moron. Geddit? Geddit?
Acquired another Pantah today, a 1980 500SL - this makes three Pantahs now. I would like to rebuild all of them but this one is in very poor...
Here are seven of my own favourite oxymora to start: Military Intelligence Business Ethics Moderate Islamists Rap Music Civil War Religious...
Certainly is. If they consent it's unlawful sexual intercourse, if they don't it's rape. Still a serious criminal offence in either case - but...
