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Awful problem priapism. Some of the poor buggers can't even sit down...... [ATTACH]
Liverpool FC have just announced the signing of 2 new players for next season: Japanese midfielder Nikamota, and the Italian striker Robatelli.
Prince Albert would have been good.....
I just tried to make a square, but ended up with an octagon. That's what happens when you cut corners.
I don't know if it was for the noise itself, or if the noise attracted attention that led to a fine. The report I received was 3rd hand & anecdotal.
Just discovered I have to build a coffin, then embalm & bury an extinct pachyderm. It's a mammoth undertaking.
We often take the car to France & I have a Sanef Télépéage tag inside the windscreen to enable us to use the Télépéage lane on the autoroutes...
Spare light bulbs are recommended rather than compulsory. See the motoring checklist from the Eurotunnel web site:...
My mate took his pet chameleon to the vet because he couldn't mate or change colour. The vet said he had a reptile dysfunction.
I once dreamt the wife mowed the lawns. It's never happened....
The Michelins were fitted to my bike by Nelly at Cornerspeed just 2 weeks ago. He didn't have any problems getting hold of them.
I considered the Racefit, the build quality is very good. But I was advised that a number of Diavel owners with Racefit cans had been stopped by...
No, the Remus didn't need the remap. The remap was done before the Remus was fitted. The Rexxer remap improves the fuelling & makes the bike...
The Power RS tyres are on the bike now. I can't really say if they are better than the Pirellis were when they were new, but they are certainly a...
My bike has a Remus. Very pleased with it. It has also has a Rexxer remap. :upyeah: [ATTACH]
My mate phoned to say he visited a brothel today: Blow jobs £20. Anyway, we're meeting in the pub later to spend his £80...
My mate says his wife's arse is so big, she's actually taller when she sits down..
My mate recently took up meditation. He said it beats sitting around all day doing sod all.
Treat life's problems like a dog would: If you can't eat it or shag it, just piss on it and walk away.
Gave the kids a 'Harry Potter Experience' this weekend: Made them sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
