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An overweight man calls a fitness company and orders their three stage weight loss programme. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there...
The wife's very pleased with her new fridge magnet. So far she's got 12 fridges..
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in...
When I was in school, the teacher said anyone who could name 10 animals from Africa could have a day off school. Quick as a flash I piped up,...
My mate told me his wife wanted them to have sex on the bonnet of her Honda Jazz, but he refused. He said if he was going to have sex, it would...
The fellas at work reckon our boss must be a transgender: He used to be a dick, now he's a complete c*nt.
Some mornings I wake up bitchy. Other mornings I let her sleep.
Michelin also recommend the Power RS for the Diavel. I'm currently using the Pirelli Diablo Rosso 2s on my bike, although I suspect new tyres...
Just returning the favour mate. You gave me one unfairly yesterday. Let's call it quits. :)
My mate says his wife is a real good looker. No matter where he hides his porn mags, she always finds them.
Motown weather is forecast for the weekend: Three Degrees, Four Tops.
My mate went to Jessops to pick up some photos he'd taken of his naked wife. The assistant asked, "Would you like the negatives?" My mate...
My mate enjoys masturbating whilst looking in the mirror. But it tends to upset the passengers on his bus.
That's a new euphemism for it. Don't let Mrs ET hear you saying Wednesday nights are a bit crap, or there won't be any more 'climbing'.
A man walked into an Ann Summers shop & asked the assistant for a see through negligee sized to fit a 54-52-58 person. "Bloody hell." Said the...
Michael Barrymore is reported to have turned down offers to appear in Panto this year. He is quoted as saying, "I did Aladdin a few years ago,...
The Chuckle Brothers are still only half way through unwrapping their Christmas presents.
Can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. I had it just a minute ago..
Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed M.O.T. tested and insured. It wasn't stolen and there were no...
Ringo seems to like it. Peace and love...... [ATTACH]
