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There was outrage today, as mobile phone footage showed an innocent passenger being dragged onto a Ryanair flight.
My mate took his new girlfriend to a posh restaurant last night. He told me no sooner had they sat down than she started playing footsie under the...
After a Monster & a Sport Classic I found the riding position somewhat different. Having tried a bike with the standard seat, I found the taller...
Not to say it doesn't happen, but I'm not aware of anyone being stopped with Termis on their bike. Have heard of someone who had a Racefit can...
Cracking bikes! Not had an issue finding neutral on mine (2011 Gen 1). Can you adjust the gear lever? Brilliant bike for enjoying rides around...
My mate said his wife told him she had just spent £500 on 2 pictures that would soon make her over £200,000. "She must be a smart businesswoman,...
United Airlines are now offering red-eye and black-eye flights.
A laboratory making prosthetic limbs for very obese people was burgled early this morning. Police are looking for two heavily-armed men.
The wife has just been diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. Just my luck, all of them have a headache at bedtime...
The wife and I had sex in 'the plumber's position' yesterday: Stayed in all day, and nobody came.
Think the wife is bipolar. She must be the size of two fecking bears...
Apparently April is 'mathematics awareness month'. I'm celebrating tonight with a takeaway.
Good news Richard! Sleep disorders can be a side effect of certain types of epilepsy medication. There may be ways to help reduce this effect &...
Met JK Rowling yesterday & just had to ask her about Harry's father. She thinks it's James Hewitt too..
Sent the wife to buy some plaice for dinner yesterday. She came back with some other kind of fish that was half the price. Fecking cheap skate.
My uncle always used to say, "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more." Good man. Not such a good anaesthetist...
According to the article in MCN, 3 of their testers had their boots melted by heat from the exhaust. So what didn't riders 2 & 3 learn from their...
My mate told me he woke up to a blow job this morning. He said it was his own fault for falling asleep on the train with his mouth open.
Been banned from the pub after shouting out the answer to one of the questions in the pub quiz last night: 'Name a 4 letter word describing a...
The nerdy head of IT at work asked me what my favourite Apple product was. So I replied, "Cider."
