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After retrieving my badly damaged luggage at the airport, I went straight to my lawyer's office and told him I wanted to sue the airline. He...
I'm too young to remember that far back! ;) Received the following by text this morning: 'DON'T FORGET: The clocks go forward one hour on...
Ken Dodd has 2 new Diddy Men: Diddy Pay and Diddy Feck.
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Depends how much you want to spend. I got a smoother ride on poorly surfaced roads by changing the fork springs on a GT1000 to Hyperpro...
Could be a Full Throttle model from the Scrambler range, or the Financial Times. :)
DB killers available on this site. Never bought from them myself, so I can't vouch for their service: AUSPUFF - Diavel - MTS - ST - DIAVEL - SC - SS
The late Charlton Heston might have waved it above his head & replied: [ATTACH]
Many feel he should have been further recognised in an honours list. His achievements remain unique and very special: Absence of a John Surtees...
My mate said his Viagra pills weren't working so he looked at the packet & realised they were past their swell by date.
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but...
I have a 2011 Generation 1 Diavel Matt. Let me know if you need any more photos of the dash & I'll take some.
I will be giving up Lent for beer.
I'll never forget my granddad's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder you little sod."
Went to a climbing centre yesterday, but some bugger had stolen all the grips from the wall. Honestly, you couldn't make it up.
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a...
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not...
Q. What does a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A. A wet nose.
The earliest known ice cream vendors are mentioned in The Bible: Walls of Jericho.
My mate has given his new girlfriend the nickname 'Happy Meal'. He says she's not enough to satisfy him, but she comes with a toy.