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Rather late in the day, Brazil come up with Plan B: [ATTACH]
I put my glasses on the dog today & nearly pissed myself laughing. Then the wife came home & told me to stop using him as a beer table.
I have the attention of a goldfish. It's been watching me for several minutes now.
Q. What's the difference between Snow White & the Brazilian football team? A. Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in....
Q. What's the difference between the Brazilian football team & Oscar Pistorius? A. Pistorius has a better defence & he got more shots on target.
Felt sorry for Julio Cesar in the match against Germany. The last time a Brazilian faced that many shots he was jumping barriers at Stockwell...
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening...
Q. Why can’t women be Catholic priests? A. Because you can’t shove a vagina up a little boy’s bum.
The mother in law said we should try to get on, and we should try to speak the same language. I replied, "MOOO!!"
The difference between pray and prey can be several years of therapy for an altar boy....
I just poured Superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody's going to be wrong....
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I bought my wheels (5-spoke Marchesinis - same as on ST4S) via ebay. Paid less than £750 for them, and they were new - still boxed.
Each to their own & all that. There is so much scope for modification with a Sport Classic, you might want to consider riding it for a while to...
Ducati is using up air cooled 796 engines in the Scrambler. Not sure they'll re-introduce the 1100 2 valver in a new Sport Classic. The 1100 air...
The judge who sentenced Rolf Harris clearly has a sense of humour: 69 months......
Some translations to help French visitors to Yorkshire as the Tour De France passes through: Yorkshire: Ey Up French: Bonjour Yorkshire: How...
My son's headmaster called me today & told me how disgusted he was to catch the young lad having sex with classmate Sarah Jones. I was also...
Rolf Harris was the Australian under-18 Backstroke champion during the 1940s. By the 1970s he'd moved on to the under-14 Breaststroke.
