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I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel, but now I'm feeling a little boulder.
I spent some time at the mother in law's grave earlier. She's not dead, she thinks I'm digging a pond.
A new report shows the public is being asked to do their own Police/detective work. So when the mother in law's house was burgled I went to...
The guy next door has built a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. He says it's pretty straight forward really.
Q. How do you stop a woman from giving blow jobs? A. Marry her.
The mother in law's heart is in the right place. It's her face & her arse that are the wrong way round.
I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name...
Unlike their national football team, most of the Scottish public will soon be putting a cross in the box.
Man Utd are rapidly becoming the Katie Price of English football. They keep recklessly spending a fortune to needlessly boost what they have up...
My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllatysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you...
The wife was mad when the condom split whilst we were having sex last night. "How the hell did that happen?" She yelled. "Dunno." I replied....
David Cameron is to stop UK born jihadists from flying back into the UK. They'll just have to use a lorry from Calais like the rest of them.
Those date rape pills are a scam. I took two last night & still came home without a shag.
My daughter was angry after she was marked down on some biology homework I helped her with. Apparently 'Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall' is not the...
Must get my bad hearing sorted, it's getting me into trouble. I thought the girlfriend asked me to jizz on her tits. She actually asked me to...
Latest research shows that women have two, not one 'time of the month' occasions when they become moody, over-sensitive & emotionally unstable....
Teacher: “If you have two apples and, when you get home, your father gives you one… What have you got?” Little Johnny: “Two apples and a sore...
Billy stopped Paddy on a Dublin street and asked him the quickest way to Cork. Paddy said, “Are you on foot or in the car?” Billy said, “In the...
Ambitious price, wonder if anyone will pay that amount?
Man Utd fans are begging for the club's number one legend & hero to return. They want Howard Webb to come out of retirement..
