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The vast majority of Man Utd fans are now considering switching to support a team from their own country.
My mate has just discovered that masturbating is illegal in Iceland. So he's going to try Farmfoods.
Don't know if these are still available. Have you tried Italia Moto as you are in Lincoln? If you can't buy the OEM footpegs you could think...
Mick, Paddy & Seamus worked at the top of scaffolding on a construction site. At lunchtime they opened their sandwich boxes. Mick said, "Cheese...
Q. Which road sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? A. 'You are approaching the Russian border.'
My mate went to a gay dwarves bukkake party last night. He said he felt ok at first, but then he came over a little queer.
Mario Balotelli: "Why always me?" Scousers: "Why always us?" Perfect match.
After a night on the ale, the wife caught me making a huge stack of toast on the kitchen table this morning. "Why are you building a tower of...
[ATTACH] Please stop sending me photos of your cock. But I thought you liked the photos of my knob?
My wife has a heaving bosom. Whenever she takes her bra off, I feel sick...
Q. What's the difference between David Cameron & an Airfix kit that lacks adhesive? A. One is a glueless kit, and the other is a clueless git.
Here you go Pete! :upyeah: [ATTACH]
I'd like one of these, if I could afford it: [MEDIA] How cool to have a rev counter that reads to 22,000rpm? :Woot:
This joke is about perception & perspective. But it depends how you look at it.
Back when he was doing Film 2010, Jonathon Ross was stopped in the street & asked what he thought of War Horse. "It's better when medium to well...
When I was a kid, the older girl next door let me put my hand down her knickers for a Mars Bar. For some reason, that's where she kept them...
I'm not saying the wife has a loud fart. But she'll never be hit by a ship...
Q. What's the difference between Mark Knopfler & Cliff Richard? A. One is in Dire Straits. The other is in deep shit.
Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard. I fecking hope it's not new songs....
My mate with a lisp doesn't like talking about his occupation. He's an assassin...
