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Found a really good Indian food restaurant in a place called Eymet. Not far from Sainte-Foy-La-Grande & Bergerac if you are in the area. Run by...
Very impressive, lovely bike!
On top of his 89k MP's salary he also receives an accommodation allowance, plus 2.5k for each of his 3 kids. On top of this he was reported to be...
Fine actor & a very funny guy. Nanu nanu.
The local dyslexia society just had a trip to the maritime museum. Have of them said they loved it, and the other half hated it..
Wayne Rooney says he doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. Mind you, he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words...
My mate is on trial for the murder of 4 government ministers next week. I hope he gets the job.
Celtic are to change their name to Oscar Pistorius FC. They lost both legs, had 4 shots on target & still got away with murder.
My mate says you'll never catch him out. He's an agoraphobic.
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
I've just discovered a hole in my trouser pocket. No change there then....
David Cameron has been nominated to receive a Nobel Prize for recycling. The same fucking lies since 2010.....
I was going to post a joke about deja vu. But it feels like I've done that before...
Q. What do you call a teenager who falsely accused a celebrity of molesting him? A. The boy who cried Rolf...
My niece was upset after her goldfish died today, so I bought her a hamster to cheer her up. What a waste of money. The little sod drowned in...
Researcher claim the first five minutes of life can be the most risky. Although it does seem the last five minutes can't be entirely without...
The Pope is not happy. He's heard that Liverpool now have more old Saints than the Catholic church
My mate walked into the pub last night & the barman said, "What'll you have?" My mate said, "Surprise me." So the barman showed us all a naked...
My mate claims he's a vice chairman. Although the court described him as a pimp...
I never hit my kids. I was always useless with a crossbow.
