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My mate kept thinking he was a chocolate orange. So he's been sectioned....
99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
My mate got drunk last night after his best Facebook friend died. He cried into his beer, "We'll never see his like again."
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.....
Both my labradors eat on four legs. Neither is Chinese....
Tell a woman there are 400 billion stars and she'll believe you. Tell her a door has wet paint and she has to touch it.....
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Wayne Rooney is alleged to have sent a text to Lionel Messi: "At least we didn't leave the World Cup with Losers Medals..."
On his birthday, my mate's wife gave him a gift voucher for a parachute jump. In the pub on the evening after he'd been to the airfield, my...
My 86-year old neighbour reminded me that if it hadn't been for him & his generation we would all be speaking German now. He pointed this out as...
Looks like the bike in the photo is in the US, judging by the reflector on the forks. Did the disaster occur after participation in one of those...
The mother in law's diet is going really well & she's stopped making bitchy comments. Ever since I switched her lip gloss for superglue....
Q. What's the difference between prison showers & an internet forum. A. Rolf Harris can get into the showers.
Definition of a homosexual: A man who enlarges the circle of his friends.
Daring to be different. Each to their own and all that. Is that oil cooler mounted between the sidecar & the bike?
Brazilian goalkeeper Julio Cesar has had his PC confiscated after it was discovered he couldn't even save a Microsoft Word document...
Brazilian shame at their thrashing by Germany: [ATTACH]
