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The way things are going, the BBC will soon be unable to show any more repeats from the 60s, 70s & 80s....
Apparently Serena Williams has left the Wimbledon tournament with a virus. Odds are on it being man flu....
Plenty to choose from. Michelin PR3/4, Pirelli Angel GT, Conti Attacks, Dunlop Roadsmart/Sportsmart etc. I have Roadsmarts on my bike & I've...
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Ironic that Dolly Parton appeared on the Glastonbury stage at 5pm - considering her previous statements about working hours.
My mate had his son circumcised on the cheap. He said it was a rip-off.
I once went out with a girl who trained as a ventriloquist. You should have seen the look on her gynaecologist's face!
My mate said he asked his wife for anal sex last night. He thought: "Why not? She takes everything else the wrong way."
The all this government surveillance, my mate really regrets turning to his wife last night & saying: "I could murder a chinese."
My mate's gambling has brought his family closer. He now lives in a 1-bedroom flat with his wife & 4 kids.
Roy Hodgson was arrested when the England team reached HM Customs at Heathrow. He has been charged with multiple accounts of trying to bring...
A man has been arrested in the search for an Elvis impersonator. He was caught in a trap.
Can't find Oxo Cubes in any of our local supermarkets. They must be out of stock...
The Sport Classic range also included a bike that provides comfort & the ability to carry a passenger: The GT1000. One for TOGs & other old farts...
Breaking news: Suarez may leave Liverpool this summer. Any transfer will be subject to a dental check.
My application to an online dating site has been rejected after I completed their questionnaire. Apparently the correct answer to the question...
2 nuns were cycling down a cobbled street... One said to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other replied, "Must be the cobbles."
The Premature Ejaculation Society are holding their annual dinner dance next Friday. Dress code: Come in your pants.
I've just learnt that a distant aunt has left me a priceless watch in her will. Hope it's not a wind up.
Met a very nice guy from Yorkshire on a Multistrada 1200 with Touratech panniers & logos yesterday. I'd stopped at Tamworth services (M42) to...
