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My mate says his hobby is collecting empty bottles. Put that way, it sounds so much nicer than 'alcoholic'.
In bed with the wife last night & she asked me to treat her like a 'real woman'. So I put her on a zero hours contract & low wages.
Jordan's claim to have been raped by another celebrity have been dimissed by a court. Nobody could believe she had ever said 'no' to any man...
I have a T shirt that can contact the dead. It's a medium...
My wife loves watching tennis on TV, but she's not happy about the constant grunting during women's matches. I'll have to try to be more quiet.....
Roy Hodgson is already preparing for the 2016 Euro Finals. He's ordered the Sky Sports package so he can watch it.
We are having a 'Jamaican Hairstyle Day' at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it...
In a new Harry Potter book, a wizard walks into a gay bar & disappears with a poof.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs...
People are talking about Fabricant's incredible syrup. I've looked all over, but none of our local supermarkets appear to stock it.
I bought some fruit cake from a man in the pub last night. Turns out it was stollen.
Congrats. Enjoy!
Some SC owners in the US have converted to a dry clutch. I believe the 848 dry clutch conversion can be made to fit the GT1000. Worth checking...
Necrophilia may be dead boring. But incest is only relatively boring...
I was going to post a funny joke. But autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.
Excel rims would still need tubes. Some guys in North America tried sealing their own Excel wheels with varying success! Not something I would...
I replaced the OEM wheels on my GT with 5-spoke Marchesinis bought from ebay. These are the same as fitted to the Ducati ST4S & I got a great...
Hard to say without more information. Depends on condition, service history & to a lesser extent what modifcations have been made. Some after...
Bookies are now taking odds.... On which flight the England team will fly home.
Wayne Rooney's best position has now been confirmed..... Behind a 75-year old hooker.
