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Liverpool players have been issued with train tickets after the wheels on their bus fell off at the weekend..
Did you hear about the short-sighted surgeon who cut off a patient's testicles instead of amputating his leg? He got the sac....
None taken mate! ;) First round will be on you though.....:D I have been fortunate enough to see quite a few decent racers over the years:...
You don't have to spend a fortune on aftermarket parts to have a lot of fun on UK roads with a Sport Classic. There are some great roads, all...
Q. What would it take to reunite Nirvana? A. Two more bullets....
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment? Yet when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £10.99 a minute???
Q. What do you call a Mexican who has had a vasectormy? A. A dry Martinez.
Not sure, but I suspect you paid them in pies.....
Surely you must remember this lot? [ATTACH]
21 years old, supremely talented, mega rich & surrounded by hotties. Good luck to the lad. :upyeah: I can't even remember what it was like to...
Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A. Because any woman who can't afford her own washing machine, probably won't be...
Evolution....[ATTACH]
Just invented a brilliant new product: Cock-shaped chocolates. To be marketed as a dietary aid for married women, as they are less likely to...
After a disagreement with the wife, never go to bed angry. Stay up & keep arguing with the bitch.
At a guess I'd say it's because nobody has posted anything requesting technical help for a GT1000!! ;) Being slightly less silly, I dunno. Is...
See pages 32 & 33 of the June edition of Ride magazine: Claims the Diavel appeals to the discerning extrovert. Has your name written all over...
The mother in law announced she is to marry again, "This time it's to a witch doctor." I had to ask the question, "Why?" She said. "Pwobably...
British Television is correctly described as a medium. Because it is neither rare nor well done...
Not all of them! I ride my GT1000 every week. It's just so nice to ride. :upyeah:
If you want to see illegal off road bikes in Nottingham, just visit Broxtowe Country Park mid-afternoon any weekend or bank holiday. No lights,...
