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I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
If Harry Potter is so good at magic, why doesn't he cure his own eyesight?
The mother in law heard the ice cream van outside our house & asked, "Any chance of buying me one?" I said, "Feck off, you can't even drive!"
I saw Mike Hailwood race a Ducati, and it didn't look like my GT1000! As Pete says, maybe the guy had the munchies when he wrote the advert. Or...
A quick search for 'Jem Speed Shop' on t'internet reveals some interesting information: Mate's new bike shop opening soon... | Northern Hot Rod...
I don't understand why somebody who is trying to run a business doesn't bother to check the text of their adverts. The poor punctuation &...
I bought my bike from them, decent bunch of people. These days my bike goes to Nelly at Cornerspeed, he's definitely worth checking if you want a...
My eldest daughter & her partner spent a year working in research at the University of Melbourne. They both had incidents when driving to the...
When my daughter was born she had jaundice. There she was - small, round and yellow. So we called her Melanie.
My dad was a dustman. I didn't like him coming to collect us from school though. It's not that I was ashamed he was a dustman, it's just that...
The wife asked if we could put her mother up for Easter. I've bought some wood, some nails & a new hammer....... Ayethankyew!
Looks like Jim fixed it for him......
Years ago both Halfords & Castrol were both owned by the Burmah Group, and Halfords own brand oil was actually Castrol. However these days I...
Another recommendation for Nelly at Cornerspeed. He's in Kirkby in Ashfield. One of the best. Not used Corse Performance, but understand they...
Is Dad a Humphrey?? [ATTACH]
Just set up a support group for hypochondriacs. They all phoned in sick, but everyone turned up to the meeting.
He might get an advisory on that if he tries to put his bike in for the MOT....
Just sent the following e-mail to HR: "My secretary is unable to attend the seminar on 'Innuendo in the workplace', so I'm filling her slot...
During his trial in South Africa, Oscar Pistorius has at times appeared somewhat unstable. But a couple of beer mats seem to have done the trick.
Q. How do you confuse a fat nymphomaniac? A. Buy her a chocolate dildo.
