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A new Native American theme restaurant has opened in Texas. But you must have a reservation.
Why are there no Trip Advisor reviews for the Dignitas place in Switzerland?
Had an Oscar last night after the wife refused to have sex with me. I shot my load in the bathroom...
Not sure she'd need to buy her own & the claim for it. No shortage of volunteers to buy it for her... [ATTACH]
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An Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The...
Q. What do you call a fat psychic? A. A four chin teller.
Sounds like you were having fun Peter :upyeah:. I run 2.4 bar in the front tyre & 2.6 bar in the rear tyre. This seems to suit the bike well &...
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought, "Well this changes everything.."
I didn't have a flutter on the Grand National this year. Last year my horse started at Aintree at 33/1, and finished up in Tesco at 2 for 1.
Saw the mother in law at the bank today. Not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver.
Last night I dreamt I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper. I was dicing with death...
I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet & later received a large goat with a long neck. It turns out I phoned Dial-a-Lama..
On reflection, my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them. They don't like that....
I can hear music coming from the printer attached to my PC. I think the paper is jammin' again...
The wife just tried & my glasses & asked, "Do these suit me?" I could only answer, "How the hell should I know?"
My bike was 2 years old when I bought it & the previous owner (another oldie) had managed to wangle the replacement of the original chrome-plated...
A young colleague asked what it was like being married. My reply was, "Try chaining yourself to a wild animal. Then kick the wild animal."
Got really pissed last night & ended up shagging a woman with an incredibly tight vagina & the biggest clit I've ever seen. I think she said her...
