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Somerset Levels: A new exam being introduced by Michael Gove. Children will hold their breath underwater for 3 hours whilst remembering every...
Sorry you're having to sell Triang. Hope things improve for you & perhaps you'll be back on a Ducati before long?
An Australian man killed his son whose mother was English, with a cricket bat. I can't help thinking that if the parents' nationalities were the...
The wife said she wanted a fairy tale romance. So I have locked her in a tower.
Close, but no cigar! :wink:
DFS are selling settees that float and can reach up to 10 knots. They have a sail on....
A policeman knocked at my door today. He said, "A few of the neighbours are complaining about the music." I said, "You're joking? It's only...
You have to feel sorry for victims of the floods: Treated like shit by the government, surrounded by human suffering, wading through raw sewage...
David Cameron has at last made an attempt to visit flooded parts of southern England. Must be something to do with a belated bid to appeal to...
The Somerset floods are getting worse by the week. Today, a rescue boat was held hostage by Somali pirates.
New extended Thames: Vanish is no longer the only thing that gets rid of Staines.
I've been fishing all day & caught sod all. Time to shut my bedroom window, I think.
The Guardian: "Further storms to batter the UK" The Sun : "Worst storms to hit the UK since 1700" Daily Star: "Help We Are Drowning" Daily...
Just had a cold caller on the phone. Dead giveaway, his teeth were chattering...
Musical artists have released a song to raise money for flood victims. It's called 'Trouble over Bridgewater'.
Q: What's the difference between Eric Pickles & a sandbag? A: A sandbag is both useful & has a certain amount of charm.
There is an explanation:...
There's a new craze going around amongst teenagers in which they down a pint whilst doing something really stupid. It's called Friday night..
Q. What's the difference between a chickpea & a lentil? A. I wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on my face.
The average woman eats four pounds of lipstick in her lifetime. Most of it with spunk..
