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Flappy Bird creator Dong Nguyen has removed the game from the App Store. This makes him the first computer programmer in history to successfully...
I've just arrived at the camouflage club and can see we have a big turnout. Which is very disappointing....
3rd appearance of this joke in this thread. 1st by me in Jan 2013, then by you in Feb 2103. I've also almost posted jokes I previously posted -...
The 2-valve air-cooled Ducati motors are lovely, torquey units. They have a nice, smooth throttle response & IMHO are a pleasure to ride. I've...
I was at Dawlish railway station today, when the announcer said: "The train now standing on platform 2, should really be on the track."
My wife said, " Man v food? Why can't they have woman v food for a change? " I replied, "Because they like to see the food win occasionally."
My wife, children and I have been sitting upstairs in our Somerset home, totally cut off from the outside world, with the downstairs flooded for...
My mate's wife is so ugly, he brings her to work to save him from kissing her goodbye.
A natural death is where you die by yourself, without the aid of a doctor.
I said to this massive EDL supporter in the pub: "Ok then, supposing you reach your goal and all immigrants are repatriated, what are you going...
My mate told me he went all the way on 'Flappy Bird' last night. Although I understand her real name is Sharon, & the correct terminology is...
I wish I'd found the Genie's lamp before I got stoned. Now I have two dune buggys and a penguin that keeps asking me how to drive a dune buggy.
Q. What is the difference between Paul Walker & Philip Seymour Hoffman? A. 68 days..
David Cameron denied that drinking changes his personality. He doesn't need alcohol to be a cunt.
Have HyperPro fork springs on my GT1000. Very pleased with them. :upyeah:
They are politicians. Easy to tell when they are lying: Their lips move.
Another GT1000 owner. I recall you posting some excellent photos from some of your journeys. :upyeah:
Money isn’t everything, but it does keep the children in touch.
I just emailed my application form for the dominatrix club... I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission.
Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
