Separate names with a comma.
The boy cannibal was expelled from school for buttering up the teacher..
After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless,...
Some neighbours recently recommended The Crown Inn at Old Dalby. Not been there myself, but I could try to check it out before May: The Crown...
Money talks. The trouble is, it only knows one word: Goodbye.
Two psychiatrists pass each other; one says hello and the other one wonders what he meant by it.
I was so ugly as a baby, when my mother breast fed me she used to close her eyes & think of other babies....
Or any cheaper.....:upyeah:
My wife caught me getting a blow job off her sister. She turned to her and yelled, "How could you do this to me?" I said, "Well, first you'd...
I married my wife for her long legs & big tits. Now she has long tits & big legs......
Still running standard front calipers, rear brake still 100% standard on my bike. I believe one of the vendors who contributes to the Ducati.ms...
Most of us appear to have the same philosophy: "Ride 'em if you've got 'em!" :upyeah:
I’ve been revising for a practical exam on pest control. I was up all night swatting.
Internet Explorer has finally finished installing on my computer. Just checked the online news: It appears a cruise liner has struck an iceberg...
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
The wife's favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge & a crunch. It's called lunch...
"How many fingers?" Asked the paramedic as he leant over my wife. Dirty bastard; she'd only just regained consciousness.
My friend’s ex-wife was deaf and she left him for a deaf friend. To be honest, he should have seen the signs.
Grammarians are never late; they’re always very punctual.
The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s plaster cast.
My grandfather was shrewd. People threw small mammals at him until he suffocated.
