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Good point Rikkd, the mirrors & fluid reservoirs are not standard either. The bike also has a Ducati centre stand, that was an option that went...
I have a portable stereo that looks like a large cake. It’s a gateaux blaster.
To err is human. To successfully blame it on someone else shows management potential.....
I bought my GT1000 after spotting & test riding a 2nd hand bike I could afford at Italia Moto. John Hackett (JHP) had waxed lyrical to me about...
Looking at that advert, I'd suggest 'Dave' starts to use Spellcheck, or has a grown-up check his scribings before he posts them. I'm always wary...
A lorry carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway & spilled its load this morning. Police have confirmed there will be no congestion for...
I took my pet bear for a walk in the woods today. All he did was shit everywhere.
After much nagging from his wife, my mate tried out a new hearing aid. He took it back because he could still hear her.
The Derbyshire Dales is also an obvious choice. I use what seems to be a less popular route to the Matlock area, via Wessington & Tansley. Can...
Plenty of nice roads around the Vale of Belvoir. Rempstone/Wymeswold to Melton Mowbray is ok, so is Melton to Market Harborough. Good run from...
I've just opened a new shop & named it: 'Toilets R Us' It's a convenience store...
Q. What's green & smells like yellow paint? A. Green paint...
I have friends who swear they dream in colour, but it's just a pigment of their imagination.
Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet? A. To put out fires. Q. Why do elephants have flat feet? A. To put out burning ducks.
I also have my bike fettled by the excellent Nelly at Cornerspeed. One of the things I've always liked about the Sport Classics is that they can...
A tourist had to take an eye test whilst visiting an Alaskan island. But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Think outside the box. It's too late once you're in it..
Looks grand. Enjoy!
"Son, if you piss really hard into the bowl, it makes your willy sound bigger." "That's great Dad, but you've ruined my cornflakes."
I was in a restaurant when I noticed Katie Price was sitting across from my table. I said, "Wow! I can't believe it." Giggling, she asked, "You...