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There is now a GT1000 for sale on t'interweb. 2007 model with standard exhaust & wheels, advertised at £6,500: Ducati GT 1000 Cafe Racer for...
The upside to being an ugly bastard is I never get involved with shallow women.
Some men think lingerie shots are more erotic than all-out pornography. I prefer to see the hole picture.
I went to a dyslexic barbecue today. We all stood in line, waiting to get our hair cut...
My wife asked me to tip the waiter in the restaurant. So I pushed him over...
The wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light she starts eating.....
Apparently the main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia.
I wasn't surprised to hear about the nun in Italy who is pregnant. Priests have been having children for years.
If the Queen took a selfie, would it be formally known as a Onesie?
I'm a casual atheist. I don't follow it religiously.
A lady dresses to succeed. A tart dresses to suck seed.
Just bought a plant from a mathematician. It has square roots...
The sign outside our local church says 'Jesus saves' Proves he's not married with kids.....
Went to the local cafe for breakfast this morning & ordered a DLT. Ended up with 2 finger rolls......
Best wishes to all, including young Rodders! :upyeah:
I remember Pete & Lissa with their yellow 996. Met them on a rideout in the Vale of Belvoir. Lissa rode pillion behind Pete & Mrs H was doing...
As a fellow GT1000 owner, it would be nice to see some photos of your GT. What mods have you added to it?
Our youngest won a spelling competition at school. The prize was a family weekend at Center Parcs.
Sad news from the local greengrocer's. A man was crushed beneath a pile of fallen fruit pallets. Reports say he was berried alive...
Nice bike! Looks like you have a GT1000 (in the background) as well. :upyeah:
