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Worries about the economy grow again after the world's biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails.
If you want to get a man's attention, talk about tits. If you want to get a woman's attention, talk about another woman's tits.
Q. What's the difference between a wife & a helicopter. A. Helicopters go down more frequently.
Sorry gents. Been working long hours & not had much sleep, so I'm even dozier than usual....:upyeah:
I was laughing at this woman trying for ages to park a car when I suddenly realised how thoughtless I was being. So I called my mates to come...
I have been reading the testimonies of the victims from Operation Yewtree........ Touching stuff.
My wife finds my jokes during sex hilarious. Last night she had multiple sarcasms.
How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
Our old settee felt terrible until recently, but now it’s fully recovered.
My dog has never been so happy. I got him a blow up leg for Christmas.
Houdini was known to have used a lot of trap doors in his act at one time, but he was just going through a stage.
I’ve never been able to bend the truth; I think it’s a lie ability.
Dyslexic climber finds cravat on Swiss mountain. He's got the Tie of the Eiger
As Chris says, it's normal for inner tubes to lose some pressure over time. Inner tubes are more prone to this than tubeless tyres. I don't use...
The mother in law said I scared her half to death when I knocked on her lounge window when I popped round earlier. I'm just off to do it again...
Corrected for you Sir! :upyeah:
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery...
Question of the day: What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away).
I bought a chair from DFS. From a new range based on Thai furniture. It's called a Ladyboy.
I said to the funeral director, "Will it cost extra to bury my mother in law?" He said, "Why, is she a big woman?" I said, "No, still alive."
