Separate names with a comma.
I've sent a few angry letters to my MP. A 'G' and three 'R's.
Sad news that one of the Everley Brothers has died. RIP Phil. Was he the one who smoked Everley or the one who drank Everley?
I was going to watch a documentary on BBC1 last night called 'Living with ADHD'. Only managed to see half of it though because I kept changing...
Marriage is very much like a violin. Once the sweet music has finished, the strings are still attached...
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, I will make it very fast. I'll throw £1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to...
According to cabinet ministers "British laws should be made in Britain." Why? Nothing else is.....
The wife says she needs to lose fifty pounds before our summer holiday. I've registered her for membership at the casino in town.
Gina G's biggest hit was about her boyfriend who suffered from premature ejaculation: 'Ooh ahh, jizzed a little bit'.
Tesco got their lunar calendar years mixed up.... This year is the year of the horse.
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asked the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis,"...
I woke up with a dead arm this morning. It felt like someone else was doing it when I punched the wife.
Chelsea have announced a £50m loss. Or to give him his full name, Fernando Torres.
Nice bike. :upyeah:
Sounds like cobblers...:wink:
My New Year's resolution is 1080p.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Everyone said the wife and I got married way too early. "Don't you think we should at least wait for some of the guests to arrive?" The priest...
I always have sex with the lights switched off. The guards turn them off at 10:30.
It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
Every time I changed my young baby's nappy I kept noticing this green fluffy stuff in there. Turns out it was Pampers grass.
