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So a passenger was forced to land a plane after the pilot fell ill at the controls? Ryanair have since charged the passenger for his seat upgrade.
Q. How do you describe a crazy Mexican train killer? A. A man with locomotives.
The owner of the local Mexican restaurant accused me of stealing a burrito. I'm innocent, but I took the wrap.
Today I went on a gay march. Well, it was more of a skip..
Just made a small fortune from Royal Mail today ... I robbed a Post Office.
Is it 'blow job', 'blow-job' or 'blowjob'? Damn it, I hate writing thank-you letters to Granny.
This week nine missing episodes of 1960s Doctor Who have been found at a TV station in Nigeria. The TV station found them 6 years ago but no one...
Scottish Advent Calendar Picked up a Scottish Advent Calendar before they sell out: [ATTACH]
Q. Which were the 2 worst winters in the last 50 years? A. Mike & Bernie.
Q. How do you turn a cooker into a snowplough? A. Give the wife a shovel.
There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her...
Q. What would it take to reunite The Beatles? A. Two more bullets.
Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad...
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket...
Thanks for the news Matt. You might want to change the spelling of the rider's surname to Davies - in the title of your post. :upyeah:
An old favourite: CHILI JUDGING CONTEST: A Texas Chili Contest - If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for...
I like a hot curry, but I'm not planning to try 'The Widower'. I suspect it's marketed as some kind of macho challenge & I have no idea how many...
