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I've just heard about the match fixing allegations. Campbell must be the first DJ this year not to be arrested for kiddie fiddling.
#4213 #4220 We need a little snooze now & then at our age.....:wink:
Q. How do you confuse a Scottish doctor? A. Tell him you have knee problems.
I could never hold a candle to my best mate at college. He was an alcoholic.
I turned up wearing cricket gear. And the ball smashed my Buddy Holly glasses.
I bought one of those 'Greek-style' yoghurts. There was nothing in the pot.
Show me a man who calls himself a vegan, and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan.
Dappy was recently hospitalised after being kicked in the head by a horse. Music industry leaders are considering giving the 'Outstanding...
I bought a Man Utd Lamp. It looks great in the middle of the table.
Feminists are to be congratulated. They have managed to get 'Mutton dressed as lamb' changed to 'MILF' in just 10 years.
When I got home last night I had a really nasty gash on my arm. I really should stop going out on the pull in Southend.
I love flying to different places all around the world. So far I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the Ducati design engineer, the glass is twice as big as...
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the...
I never wanted to believe that my mate was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I went to his place, all the signs were there.
I really like beans. 'Far too much', some people tell me.
Excellent :upyeah:
I was going to buy the new Nigella Lawson cook book for a Christmas prezzie, but the recipes are a bit short. Only a few lines on every page.
Top tip: If you discover cum stains on your trousers. Stop buying your trousers from a charity shop.
My mate said the prostitute he uses charges by the hour. Wonder what she does with the other 57 minutes?
