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Q. What do you call an Irish skin doctor? A. Dermot O'Logical.
Q. What's 10 inches long, hard as steel, and can keep a woman loyal to you for years? A. A deadlock bolt on a basement door in London, apparently.
I've had a few, but not ridden a Beemer for a number of years. My old R80 was a good bike in all conditions, but lacked power until the higher...
The GT1000 is a really nice bike. Lovely smooth throttle action, and a comfortable riding position. I was out on mine today & managed to have...
Good luck to them, but I do think £11,600 is a lot of money for what the Nine T is. There are rumours the S1000R will sell for below £10,000....
They were probably busy taking the fairing off the S1000RR: BMW Motorrad UK. BMW Motorrad International Looks like they managed to put...
Mervyn, did you have a Sport Classic 1000S or a Paul Smart? I have the GT1000 & I find it very comfortable, more so than the Monster 695 I had...
Interesting move by BMW. 110bhp, 18 litre (metal) tank, 4-piston radial brakes & a number of options for the location of the 'official' Akrapovic...
My mate's wife is divorcing him for his use of four-letter words: Examples include, dust, wash, iron, cook.........
I call my Missus 'Dimbleby'. Whenever I get home late from the pub it's always bloody Question Time.....
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant......
Today is the fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who. The remaining Kennedys must be shitting themselves.
I went to see the doctor and asked if there was anything he could give me for my bulimia. He prescribed one pill and told me to take it 4 times a...
Definition of a wife: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
The mother in law recently chose to spend part of her savings & go private for cataract ops on both eyes. The old lady across the road from her...
Q. What's the difference between a woman & a toilet? A. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you've used it.
The Government act swiftly. Three women freed from a couple's house today after 30 years captivity. The couple will be now charged bedroom tax...
As I snuggled up to this woman I met in the pub, I said, "We can have some alone time now. I've put your kids to sleep." "How did you do it so...
Nor was he a resident of Hyannis who found it to be 'a bridge too far'.
Actually he went to Martha's Vineyard....:wink:
