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When the wife walked past me in the garden wearing an extremely short mini-skirt I hit the roof. I don't usually come that hard.....
The South East of England is now on high alert thanks to the weather. They are expecting a massive influx of empty crisp packets from Portsmouth.
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it...
Q. Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? A. It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard.
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten 50p coins?" Nurse: "No change yet."
Take it easy Pete. Two of my friends had similar surgery - a mesh lining was used in both cases. The guy who took his time made an excellent...
The back rest is standard fitment on the Diavel Strada: Ducati Diavel Strada - Ducati
Hi Michael, I'm sure folks would appreciate some photos of your Pierobon. :upyeah: One of two road legal bikes in Germany? There are only two...
The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building. A Fireman shouted: "Jump and we'll catch you in...
I was thrown out of school for crapping on the teacher's desk. My wife said she'll do parent's evenings from now on.
I don't get religion, believing in someone who did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again . . . . A bit like...
The Psychiatrist seemed a liitle puzzled as to I had booked to see him. "You say the sight of the naked female form gives you an erection and a...
David Cameron launches the Tory Party 'keep warm this winter' energy initiative for elderly and vulnerable people. 3 Jumpers for £10 at your...
Our government represents the cream of Great Britain: Rich & thick....
Video no longer available due to a copyright claim by Dorna Sports. :mad: Breathing in the vicinity of motor racing circuits soon to be a...
Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night.
I have no objection to people being spontaneous, I just think there is a time and a place for it.
My mate lost his job as a Street Sign Holder-Upper when they got a Pole to do the job for a fraction of the price.
Prime Minister David Cameron says he's shocked and upset that British Gas have put their prices up by 10%. Aye, it must cost a fortune when you...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face...
