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My wife said, "I'm going to the gym, I'm gonna try losing weight." I said, "I wouldn't bother, it keeps finding you."
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One Direction get erections in the most unfortunate places. Mainly in their mouths & arses..
The 45 Difference: Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a...
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,...
Q. What has 2 legs and bleeds? A. Half a cat.
Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas? A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his testicles...
Miranda Hart is offering a reward for the safe return of her stolen laptop as it contains, "Precious creative projects." Can we all chip in £1 to...
I was talking to my mate in the bar last night. I said, "My wife tried to kill me with her gun last night." He asked, "Why?" I replied,...
It's ok, you can get away with jokes like that. We're a broad-minded lot on this forum. :wink: See also post #1474
Police are warning about another lottery scam in the UK this week. Tickets have gone up to 2 quid, and you'll still probably win fuck-all.
The American flag has 50 stars and I think I've figured out what it means. It signifies the average IQ of their population.
One of my colleagues recently bought a Triumph Street Triple. He's a mature gentleman & reports that he's having the most fun he's had on a bike...
Some say these could become as rare as hen's dentures. Wish I had the money to buy a 749R, but I wouldn't stash it away as an investment. I'd...
My mate is addicted to masturbating over leaflets. We sent him to rehab & he got off to a flyer.
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the...
Do they still have Advent Clocks in Scotland? Perhaps they will in the future? N.B. A christian bookshop in Hamburg produced a 'Christmas...
Q. How do you teach a blonde maths? A. Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope...
